Score: 10

"Disturbingly delicious!"

submission: Calvin Carcass #2

date: July 9, 2004

That was super good - I'm sure you're professionals, and don't really need complements like this, but - my complements! I also liked the fact that it was great stylistically, very very funny, but at the same time realistic enought to really disturb me on a certain level. Good job!

Score: 10

"That was twistedly great!"

submission: Salad Fingers

date: July 7, 2004

There are so many nuances to the character - his abnormal desires, his "silly-walk," the pacing of the dialogue, I could go on and on - that I was captivated right away. People wonder why some can make stick-figure art and its great, whereas others can spend hours on a drawing and it is bland and boring - I think the myriad collected bits of quirkyness/individuality that make up this character answers that question. Keep it up, and I hope to see regular installments of this series that follows salad-fingers "quest for rusty spoons" that leads him into ever more hilarious encounters with wierdos as twisted as he is.

Score: 10

"That was so fucking funny..."

submission: NG Deathmatch 2

date: June 10, 2004

And I'm glad to finally see some more beebo stuff. I too would have liked ILLWILL to have done the foamy voice, but it was all good.

Score: 10

"That was the bestest ever..."

submission: Bob the Ball - Episode 2

date: June 9, 2004

Holy shit that was funny. But I'm going to be having nightmares about lesbians from the sewers devouring me for weeks! Other than that, bitchin' y'all!

Score: 4

"I love CAKE, so"

submission: Idiot Stick Shorts #1

date: April 26, 2004

I automatically think you have great taste in bands. However, I'm not in to stick figures, dude. It was funny in a stick-figury-kind-of-way, though. I guess. Did I mention I love the band cake? Yeah.

Score: 10

"Holy shit!! That was great!!"

submission: Windows Noises

date: April 20, 2004

Ingenious!!

Score: 10

"Wow, that was great!! Just a couple of things..."

submission: EgoCity Chap I

date: April 17, 2004

You're really really talented, and I liked the story. But you should try to be more clear about telling the story - ie: make the plot points and what's going on much more explicit, and flow a bit better from one to the next. For example, during the scene where the red lazer was pointed at the character's forehead I wasn't clear exactly how those characters fit into the plot, or exactly where the lazer was being aimed from. It was just a little too fast. But good job overall. and nice animations!

Score: 9

"Holy CRAP that was good!! But..."

submission: Bitey of Brackenwood

date: April 17, 2004

The one thing I would criticize, however, was that it has a very conservative, post-censorship Warner-Bros. "feel" to the story. And, well, while the characters were very original (some of them) they could have been any odd-duck characters dressed-up in a school-yard bully story/moralistic retribution tale. So, while this is very professional and clever with a wicked sense of timing, I didn't really find it all that humourous or overly interesting, because I've seen it a thousand times before. I tend to like the "raw" feel of many Newgrounds submissions (for example, Beebo the Cat who smokes) that are, frankly, way way better and funnier than this one.

Score: 10

"Very funny!!"

submission: Messiah 2

date: March 20, 2004

Given all the hype about Mel Gibson's movie PASSION of Christ, this is a well timed, much needed spoof. I mean, ever since 911, Jesus freaks all over the country have been having a hey-day at the expense of the rest of us rational, non-vindictive types who don't think that the invasions of Afghanistan or Iraq were sanctioned by God through his self-appointed "soldier of morals," George Bush. In fact, I have a feeling many American far-right republicans would miss the humour and instead see alot of themselves in this bang-on spoof. And even Gibson's movie, I mean Jesus Christ, could it be more violent? Really, if it's gonna be gory, let the guy kick some ass!! I would have probably enjoyed the movie more if Gibson let you direct it. H-Dawg, OUT.

Score: 10

"You guys rock!!"

submission: Roboclock

date: March 20, 2004

I certainly hope your actually going to make this movie. I'll be eagerly awaiting it. I love your stuff almost as much as BEEBO, the cat that smokes. But your smokin' too dudes. H-Dawg, OUT>